So, what am I indulging in today? None of your business! (It's not that interesting anyway, but for you curious souls, let's just say it rhymes with hard drugs and hookers.)
Well, what are you giving up for Lent? I am going to abstain from eating...pizza. There, I said it, no taking it back now.
Is it Easter yet? What, 40 days? Sigh...
What about calzones? They aren't technically pizza. Looks like I found you a loophole. Your stomach and your soul can thank me later. :)
ReplyDeletepizza rolls? They also may fall under the loophole category.
ReplyDeleteCalzones and strombolis may work, but they would really defeat the spirit of the sacrifice. I'd have to say no to pizza rolls just because pizza is in the name, and they are kind of gross too.
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